These Halo condoms from 2004 were probably great for co-op play

Halo marketing materials
Halo marketing materials (Image credit: @GameBoxUKV on Twitter)

Video game marketing has certainly come a long way. From the cringy edge of the 90s to overly masculine promos in the 00s, the difference in tone between then and now couldn't be starker.

Marketers go to comedic lengths to get noticed, slapping a logo on anything and everything in a bid to get your eyeballs. Xbox's marketing certainly did something unique to promote Halo 2 back in 2004, with these mint-condition (albeit, most likely perished) Halo condoms, emblazoned with "it's good to play together." It's almost romantic. Kinda.

As shared by collector GameBoxUKV on Twitter, these (thankfully un-used) Halo condoms are "extremely rare" according to the account and even have their own little box sleeve. The packet reads "coming soon," which can be taken either way, I suppose.

All things considered, for many, Halo is perhaps not the most erotic thing in the world. If you whipped out these bad boys after a date I'm not confident they would enhance the mood. Maybe that is by design. If you found your amorous aspirations rejected owing to these particularly cringy contraceptives, chances are you'd have more time to play video games and pad those Xbox Live engagement numbers. I see exactly what you were going for there, Microsoft. Smart play.

Halo 2 launched all the way back in 2004, making me feel incredibly old. The sixth installment, Halo Infinite, will launch on December 8, 2021. And in all likelihood, will probably not have promotional contraceptives. But hey, crazier things have happened.

CATEGORIES
Jez Corden
Executive Editor

Jez Corden is the Executive Editor at Windows Central, focusing primarily on all things Xbox and gaming. Jez is known for breaking exclusive news and analysis as relates to the Microsoft ecosystem while being powered by tea. Follow on Twitter (X) and Threads, and listen to his XB2 Podcast, all about, you guessed it, Xbox!

Read more
Master Chief and Doomguy
Secret Level asked Microsoft about an awesome Halo and Doom crossover — "Crafting this impassioned letter of my childhood," but Microsoft said: "Nah."
Halo 2: Anniversary
The decline of Halo: a brief history — and why launching on PlayStation could be exactly what the franchise needs
Xbox Series S photoshopped poorly onto the GTa6 logo
Analyst: Xbox Series X|S could have a "last hurrah" with Grand Theft Auto 6, were it not for a certain "blue" elephant in the room
Hamilton Death Stranding 2 watch, a black titanium watch with orange seconds hand on a black slick background.
Xbox fans may not be able to play Death Stranding 2, but you can buy a $1,500 watch to mark the occasion
Xbox Series S with a confused orange cat
This is your yearly reminder that the Xbox naming scheme is bad, and Microsoft should feel bad
Halo TV Series
After being dropped, the lesser received Xbox-game-turned-TV show has been picked up by Netflix — coming March 1
Latest in Halo
Halo TV series
The Xbox TV show everyone loves to hate on is now available on Netflix
Halo TV Series
After being dropped, the lesser received Xbox-game-turned-TV show has been picked up by Netflix — coming March 1
Halo 2: Anniversary
The decline of Halo: a brief history — and why launching on PlayStation could be exactly what the franchise needs
Halo Infinite Oasis map image
Halo Infinite is getting a highly requested feature for the first time in November
Halo Infinite Master Chief and Pilot
Microsoft and Xbox have made billions on Halo, but a huge $1.8b chunk of that hasn't even come from the games
Halo TV series Season 2 Episode 6 Spartan 3s
Halo TV series Season 2, Episode 6 review: Tensions boil over into disaster
Latest in News
Cloud servers
Microsoft has killed "several" data center projects in the U.S. and Europe, according to reports — Microsoft responds (Updated)
Photo of Microsoft's new sign-in page for Xbox.com using the Microsoft Edge browser.
Over one billion users will get a new Microsoft user experience, and it has a dark mode
The Thing: Remastered key art
The Thing comes to Xbox Cloud Gaming's "Stream Your Own Game" library alongside other new arrivals
Promotional screenshot of heroes fighting a giant in Pillars of Eternity
Obsidian's classic Baldur's Gate successor 'Pillars of Eternity' is getting a surprise turn-based mode later this year, alongside other updates
Atomfall
Atomfall reviews and Metacritic scores are in: Here's a roundup of what everyone's saying about this new Game Pass survival game
Screenshot of one of the new flat world presets in Minecraft.
Minecraft testing new flat world presets and a better way to locate your friends in-game