Breaking News: MyFart now available; we have been to the mountaintop

Yes fellow Windows phone lovers, we have hit a milestone today: we have been blessed with our very first gaseous joke application, dubbed MyFart for a bargain price of $0.99 in the Windows Marketplace for Mobile.
No more shall we be envious of the iPhone crowd, though they still out number our flatulent vaporware (snicker), we have finally struck back with our own puerile program and we assure thee iPhoners, this is just the beginning, for we smell victory. Prepare for the fartocalypse!
(Too much on the last one?)
Update: See George's earlier review of a similar app called, wait for it, Jack the Ripper. Brilliant.
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